missionary

a student that goes to a catholic school, such as mission

some nerd: hey did you do that fun algerbra last night?

normal guy: eew missionary get away nerd!

by higaflabgenite May 2, 2009

the missionary

where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies

want to try the missionary tonight?

by fat child man thing May 14, 2016

missionary

The Christian term instead of using the word "pimp" to use to say that someone or something is cool

"dude you are sucha missionary!"
"oh man, these new shoes are soo missionary"

by Keatz January 24, 2005

missionary monday

A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday

Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday

by Jerome123456789 March 5, 2019

missionary muscles

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.

Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.

by silasmeister May 2, 2010

missionary hip

Pain in the hip due to too much sex. Tennis elbow of the hip.

I better switch positions before I get missionary hip.

by dampmark February 8, 2008

vatican missionary

It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.

Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.

"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"

by SaratheWinner September 14, 2017