Middle Schooler

A handjob. Because middle school is the last time you should get one.

So I'm hooking up with this chick last night and she won't even put it in her mouth. Next thing I know I'm getting a real dry middle schooler from this chick... greeeeeat.

Middle Schooler by Conzi517 May 6, 2010

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler.

David

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. DU maaaaa

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. by David Tan November 6, 2017

middle schooler hello sister

yeah go listen to it. its really really really good honestly.

and yes im a middle schooler for the love of god.

just a face in the crowd so far from faaaaaaaaame........
nobody even knows my name!
i'm wide-eyeeeeeeeeed
i'm so shyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm tongue-tied, caught up in confusion
i'm finding
i'm losing my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind..............................................!
freaking out like a middle schooler!!!!

middle schooler hello sister

middle schooler hello sister by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022

respectful middle schooler

an extremely rare type of middle schooler that doesnt try to become popular or get a girl. usually actually care about their grades, have an actual attention span, and think about other people's feelings first.
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells

Person 1: Dude, Kid 1 actually tries to help out in the classroom instead of shouting.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.

respectful middle schooler by icicle57 October 9, 2025

Thrusting a middle schooler 

–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)

2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.

"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."

Thrusting a middle schooler by BKmyWAY November 16, 2010

middleschooler metal

metal made by sellout bands like Disturbed or overly angsty metal like Skillet that have songs where the lyrics are ridiculous for the age group they are marketed for (middle schoolers). music generally played by immature or young people to feel angsty to lyrics like "i'm a monster" which make no sense and are for people too stupid to realize that living in the first world is pretty nice most of the time.

when someone puts on Disturbed
"dude that's some shitty music."
"it's middleschooler metal."

middleschooler metal by iruel August 26, 2013

middleschoolersphobia 

When one is terrified of middle schoolers (11-14 year olds)

Man- “AHHHHHHHHH 13 YEAR OLD (blocks)
13 yr old- “Damn bros got middleschoolersphobia”

middleschoolersphobia by LOZORD December 8, 2022