Mew

Past tense of "mow."

Person 1: "Will you mow the lawn?"
Person 2: "No, I already mew it."

by hart2phart November 02, 2014

mew

a word that cane be used in place of any real word.

I'm just going to the mew to pick up some mew

translation: im going to the supermarket to pick up some eggs

by Mac-ingston October 10, 2010

Mew

physics term, its actually the frictional force divided by the normal force. seriously.. the coefficient of friction

goddamn i can't figure out the mew of this sliding block on a surface with goddamn friction

by byook December 29, 2005

Mew

The 151st Pokemon. Also used to refer to something not currently obtainable or not obtainable without cheating.

ME: That ad is so stupid; it's advertising a Mew!

by Pseudonymous PokeTrainer March 08, 2012

Mew

A Mexican Jew

Pablo didnt want to share his burrito with me what a MEW

by Shade45 February 08, 2010

Mew

Mewing is when you use your errection (boner) to poke (prod) some unfortunate cunt. It is a sex practice and is also used as self defence against rape.

Person 1: He plays golf so I Mewed him!
Person 2: He deserves it for playing a bad sport!

by Mew69 May 08, 2012

Mew

1. n. A pink pokemon

2. v. The sound your cat makes

3. adj. obnoxious or loud

4. n. The funniest person in the world who is better than Britney Spears. And believes that he or she has ninja powers.

Well your a mew!

Ah mew powers

"I wish you were more mewish"

by frenchie fries November 14, 2009