mess

1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy

1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

Mess

someone who..
1. is intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.
2. doesn't try with their appearance.
3. is really unorganized.
4. is naive.
5. sleeps all day
6. doesnt do their work.

dude, steph's a mess..
i know, she sucks at life.

by jildoe. April 17, 2009

mess

Mess- mess means that the kid u call it is ethier just fucked up or a dam loser or just a fuck head. basicly ur a mess for even reading this so pce out hoe!!

dam kid ur a fuckin mess

god kid why do u act so gay ur such a dam mess

by Tony February 18, 2005

Mess

Me

I am a mess

by A.mess January 7, 2018

mess

yes yess it means absolutly: gorgeous, fantastic

das isch eeländ mess

by pat May 13, 2005

mess

Military word for where you live or eat.

going to the mess for a feed or going to the mess for a sleep

by Newey January 12, 2004

Mess

Someone who has a broken phone screen.

Have you seen Aliza? She's a mess, just like her phone screen.

by alizaismess™ August 17, 2016