1) To choke away a winning situation a la the '07 New York Mets.
2) To inexplicably drop a valuable player in any fantasy sports league only to see them return to dominance a week later.
3) To be confused with a Mexican and/or a terrorist.
4) To blackout drinking for absolutely no good reason only to awaken to a precarious situation.
5) To be led to believe that you have won a fantasy sports trade only to realize after the fact that you yourself have been forced to bite the pillow whilst holding you butt cheeks open for the impending trade rape.
2) To inexplicably drop a valuable player in any fantasy sports league only to see them return to dominance a week later.
3) To be confused with a Mexican and/or a terrorist.
4) To blackout drinking for absolutely no good reason only to awaken to a precarious situation.
5) To be led to believe that you have won a fantasy sports trade only to realize after the fact that you yourself have been forced to bite the pillow whilst holding you butt cheeks open for the impending trade rape.
1) "Bro, so I brought this hot girl home but then I puked all over her face." "Damn man, I'm about to Medina this damn playoff lead."
2) "Screw that guy. He's garbage. *3 Touchdowns and 128 rushing yards later* Dammit!"
3) "So I was buying light bulbs a Home Depot when some lady stopped me in the parking lot and asked me to cut her grass and make her some salsa."
4) "I'm not sure what happened. I went to have a beer and watch the Georgia game and totally Medina'd. I woke up in an American flag thong with red and black tassels on my nips chasing a dachshund screaming get in my damn bun!"
5) "Oh man I totally just raped Chris and got MJD and Randy Moss for Colston. *Colston has a 3 TD 150 yard game. MJD breaks leg and Moss retires* So, I'm pretty sure Chris just Medina'd me."
2) "Screw that guy. He's garbage. *3 Touchdowns and 128 rushing yards later* Dammit!"
3) "So I was buying light bulbs a Home Depot when some lady stopped me in the parking lot and asked me to cut her grass and make her some salsa."
4) "I'm not sure what happened. I went to have a beer and watch the Georgia game and totally Medina'd. I woke up in an American flag thong with red and black tassels on my nips chasing a dachshund screaming get in my damn bun!"
5) "Oh man I totally just raped Chris and got MJD and Randy Moss for Colston. *Colston has a 3 TD 150 yard game. MJD breaks leg and Moss retires* So, I'm pretty sure Chris just Medina'd me."
by Sooby September 12, 2013
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“Yeah, this class could go any way”
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by soff September 3, 2021
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Don't mess with her or the people around her! Or you gonna get some punches...
She can also have some weird obsessions, but everyone is secretly jealous, and she knows it!
She has amazing fashion sense and cares about her friends, family and her appearance.
She is so the main character (everyone is the main character of their own live<3)
Basically you instantly fall in love with her!
She has the most beautiful heart and soul. If you need a loyal friend, you can always count on a Medina!
She will always protect you no matter what. She is also is gonna keep her promise. She has an amazing personality! But can also be harsh if you deserve it..
Don't mess with her or the people around her! Or you gonna get some punches...
She can also have some weird obsessions, but everyone is secretly jealous, and she knows it!
She has amazing fashion sense and cares about her friends, family and her appearance.
She is so the main character (everyone is the main character of their own live<3)
Basically you instantly fall in love with her!
OMG, look at that girl. 100 percent a Medina!!!
Look at the new girl.
Yes, I heard, her name is Medina. SO GORGEOUS!!!
You guys are boring, I'm going to Medina. Sorry
I have a crush, it's Medina.
Omg, i like her to!
What a HOTTIE. Such a MEDINA
Look at the new girl.
Yes, I heard, her name is Medina. SO GORGEOUS!!!
You guys are boring, I'm going to Medina. Sorry
I have a crush, it's Medina.
Omg, i like her to!
What a HOTTIE. Such a MEDINA
by Pancake:) November 21, 2021
Get the Medina mug.An amazingly sweet girl who wants the best for everyone. She’s gorgeous, intelligent, funny and extremely loyal. She is truly unique and blesses everyone with her joyful spirit and trustworthiness. Her humor is intelligent and makes most people fall in love with her. You feel safe around Medina and she brings out the best in everyone. She’s the kind of person to build strong, lasting relationships and doesn’t usually want to be the center of attention - even though her beauty catches the attention of everyone who sees her. She can be shy, but still very confident and once she gets to know you, she will let you into her world which is amazing and full of surprises. At times, she can be stubborn but that’s mainly because she stands up for her beliefs. Medina is the girl you marry and your lifetime best friend - find yourself a Medina!
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