MBP 

Money before problems

Go list to MBP Ant on all music streaming platforms. I promise he ain’t ass

MBP by MBP Ant June 15, 2022

Meatball Pocket -MBP 

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.

"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"

Meatball Pocket -MBP by The Rock Texas January 7, 2009

MBPF 

a shortened form of Man-bird-pig Flu which is slang for the swine flu or H1N1

person1: yo Maria just got back from Mexico yesterday. I think she may have MBPF

Person2: fuck I hit that last night....

person1: (puts mask on )teehee sux to be you

MBPF by TheWalkinDude-AKA-RF April 26, 2009

mbps 

megabytes per second

its installing at 23 mbps

mbps by ooaids December 23, 2017

mbpm 

Meat beats per minute, as in beats per minute, but relating to beating your meat.

"Whats your ideal mbpm?" "Normally I like it around 160, but I want to take it slow tonight."

mbpm by hotdoggood May 7, 2018

MBp7sarecool 

Murrayburn p7s are so cool. Cooler than u except from jack h curry
muncher and Tudor

You could say MBp7sarecool when u say guess who’s cool

MBp7sarecool by Bethstewart November 18, 2020

mbpitw 

Most beautiful person in the world

Hey mbpitw how was your day

mbpitw by ilys January 12, 2021