Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

Mayor Wrights Fun Dungeon

The place Mayor Wright “keeps” and kills his window licker collection.

When daddy dario said “Get on the bus” the mayor smiled when he saw its small size as he remarked in a satanic tone, “Finally, an fine addition to my Mayor Wrights Fun Dungeon”

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

Mayor Potato Head

Nickname for Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter because of the strinking physical similarities.

Oh, there's Mayor Potato Head getting in the middle of the SEPTA strike.

by Philanewbie November 5, 2009

Mayor of Titty City

Taking home a large breasted girl at the end of the night.

"Dude, did you leave with that chick Ashlyn? She had some big ol' titties!"
"you know it bro, I was Mayor of Titty City.

by rugg Dr January 26, 2014

mayor of douchebagville

To be the number one douche in a group of douches. To show extreme features of douchism; thus necessitating a higher position in the name calling.

Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville

by Bobert December 20, 2004

Mayor Wonka

A nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.

I'm going see Mayor Wonka in the Chocolate city.

by Midda Toups January 19, 2006

Mayor Pete

A veteran who has graced the United States with his service in the military and as the Mayor of South Bend, Indiana. An awesome candidate for President.

Mayor Pete rocks!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 8, 2019