May 1

the day where the most fruity people where born.

boy: "Hey, i was born on May 1st!" girl: "Oh, so you're fruity."

by fruity_lamo January 16, 2022

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National can’t break up with ur bf/gf day

Them :Baby I want to break up ; me : it’s may 1st

by Shebejebehhe May 02, 2021

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Hey,it’s May 1 , ur my best friend,let’s date

by April 20, 2022

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may 1

This is national stalker day, You are legally allowed to stalk ONE person the whole day

Person 1 "hey why are you stalking me"
Person 2 "because it may 1. im allowed to!"
Person 1 "okay, fine by me"

by Dumb goat February 08, 2022

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May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

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ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!

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by Holidays_Post April 30, 2021

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