May

May can be very shy and is afraid to hurt other people’s feelings but will always cheer you up and is very determined to express her passions and opinions. may loves to spend time with her friends but also appreciates the need of having alone time. she is active but also loves her sleep. may can be moody at times but will never go as far as to hurt someone’s feelings. she will always be by your side if you ever need her!

i love May. she’s so sweet!

by Mariella🤙👌 April 13, 2019

may

the sexiest mf around, they love their friends family and their own space. ( are probably gay but go out with u if it's hot ) overall a good well rounded fun, kind, and impulsive human. may's are shy at first but when they open up their chill, and funny.

-woah did u hear Timothée Chalamet is dateing may???
-im not supprised everyone wants to date a may

by hothufflepuff December 13, 2021

May

May is really pretty and awesome she is the best friend that you will ever have. She will always be there for you and make you laugh when you need it. Over all May so cute and the best friend that you will have.

Person #1 wow May is so pretty
Person #2 I know she's the best friend ever
Person #1 she sounds great!

by Mayflybee November 3, 2019

May

Ginormous penis, like mind blowing.
Could know down the Great Wall of china.
Not a simp, can get pussy from miles away

Person1:woah, is that may
Person2: yeah, be careful tho her penis can knock you down easily

by 0Not_a_simp0 April 3, 2020

May

Usually a boy who believes his parents fucked on May. Always says dumb things, but is very chill and funny

“May are you gay?”
“May you’re dumb”
“May you’re mad funny”

by Halia Beamer July 22, 2019

May

No Makeup May... No girls can where makeup during the month of May due to No Nut November which is for the boys

Me: where’s my makeup...
Brother: it’s no makeup may so I hid your makeup
Me: fuck... I forgot!

by Bitchcoin November 10, 2019

May

The name given to a crazy cat lady who is in her own world. Her best friends are cats, her family are cats and she lives in a cat shaped castle with a wide array of identical clothes fewturing her precious felines. She doesn’t really care what people think of her and her cats, or if she does she always denies it.

“I saw this girl walking a fat cat on a leash the other day man!”
“Oh that’s May the crazy cat lady”

by atleastsomeonedoes May 11, 2018