maturity 

n: A word reffering to the slow and painful process by which the human soul dies, and then proceeds to rot. This process ends when someone becomes fully mature, and are thus devoid of all joy and personality.

My dad represents maturity, he works 9 to 5 in a cubicle for 5 days a week. He also respects women, and never tells any racist or crude jokes. That poor bastard...

Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."

maturity by X0cowbell0X January 24, 2011

maturity 

A word that pertains to becoming old and boring.

maturity by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Maturity 

the one thing Urban Dictionary doesn't know

Person: dude urban dictionary has no maturity
Person 2: lol yeah

Maturity by laughs in i regret my username February 7, 2021

Maturity 

Smoof

Maturity is smoof, smoof is maturity

Maturity by spedwarrior April 27, 2021

Maturity 

1. Is thinking of others before thinking of yourself

2. and taking responsibility when one fails to do so.

All people get older but not all people will reach what is called maturity.

Maturity by bachdog September 12, 2022

Maturity 

Understanding that your actions affect other people.

Chloe shows great maturity.

Maturity by DominosPizzaSucks April 20, 2024

Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

Maturity Spurt by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009