often called Marko or Big Daddy Marko. definitely owns an Xbox. Still plays Minecraft and roblox though 😎 probably has two dogs and a bird named polo. Every time you hear people playing “Marco Polo”, you think of him and laugh 😂 Used to skateboard and have an afro. Dark brown, C U R L Y hair. Dark brown eyes, almost black. SUPER CUTE BUT WONT ADMIT IT! meme king 👑 really likes potatoes and Denny’s. 2002 baby. very nice and sweet when he wants to be but teases you a lot. (you obviously know he’s kidding) Really likes big sweatshirts, specifically red ones. Pretty skinny but GAINING 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 He can lift more than a crane deadass. And those squats, sweet Jesus. He’s taller than a giraffe. Have a good day Marko ;))
by lel17 April 14, 2019
Get the Markusmug. by Neberp January 12, 2012
Get the Markusmug. One of the 3 main characters of the game "Detroit: Become Human " who becomes the leader of the deviant androids and is voiced by Jesse Williams
"This world doesn't like people who are different, Markus. It's up to you to decide who you are and what you do"
by Dbh stuff July 5, 2019
Get the Markusmug. Markus is a strange guy who loves food and will put anything in his mouth just for the sake of eating.
Damn, Markus stole my lunch again.
by jenjii February 19, 2020
Get the Markusmug. Markus is a mad lad. He’s a inter dimensional being who can go anywhere at anytime he wants to.
He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7
The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.
It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.
One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.
Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad
The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.
Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7
The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.
It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.
One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.
Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad
The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.
Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
“Markus what are you doing here?”
“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”
“No.”
“Kill yourself cunt”
“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”
“No.”
“Kill yourself cunt”
by Homob499 January 31, 2022
Get the Markusmug. I hate Markus, he's such a Mr. Pussy
Even Nepalese thinks Markus is a very funny name
Also Lior thinks Markus is the funniest name ever
Even Nepalese thinks Markus is a very funny name
Also Lior thinks Markus is the funniest name ever
by falfalufalu October 14, 2022
Get the Markusmug.