Markus

often called Marko or Big Daddy Marko. definitely owns an Xbox. Still plays Minecraft and roblox though ๐Ÿ˜Ž probably has two dogs and a bird named polo. Every time you hear people playing โ€œMarco Poloโ€, you think of him and laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ Used to skateboard and have an afro. Dark brown, C U R L Y hair. Dark brown eyes, almost black. SUPER CUTE BUT WONT ADMIT IT! meme king ๐Ÿ‘‘ really likes potatoes and Dennyโ€™s. 2002 baby. very nice and sweet when he wants to be but teases you a lot. (you obviously know heโ€™s kidding) Really likes big sweatshirts, specifically red ones. Pretty skinny but GAINING ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ He can lift more than a crane deadass. And those squats, sweet Jesus. Heโ€™s taller than a giraffe. Have a good day Marko ;))
Oh look at that huge mushroom!
NAH BRO THATS JUST MARKUS
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A person who is sexually atracted to batteries...
Markus who find comfort in licking, touching or even stuffing themselves with batteries
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One of the 3 main characters of the game "Detroit: Become Human " who becomes the leader of the deviant androids and is voiced by Jesse Williams
"This world doesn't like people who are different, Markus. It's up to you to decide who you are and what you do"
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Markus is a strange guy who loves food and will put anything in his mouth just for the sake of eating.
Damn, Markus stole my lunch again.
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Markus is a character made by DevNoob. DevNoob uses Markus in every game he makes. He is a yellow character with a top hat. He's nemesis is Darkus.
Markus is in Funitubers.
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A man with a very contoversial name
Means "Mr Pussy" in Hebrew
I hate Markus, he's such a Mr. Pussy
Even Nepalese thinks Markus is a very funny name
Also Lior thinks Markus is the funniest name ever
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Robo-fucking-jesus......that's it
Set our people free Markus
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