Malarkey

Bull-crap!

Every word that comes out your mouth is a bunch of malarkey.

by WillyPooh98 November 26, 2014

Malarkey

Bullshit , nonsense , crap , gibberish

Malarkey:

Mitt Romney
and
Paul Ryan

by Ronald Reagaan October 18, 2012

malarkeyologist

/məlˌärkēˈäləjəst/

noun

a person who studies nonsense, a person whose entire life is dedicated to the study of absolute bullshit.

"I just finished my thesis on how water isn't actually wet."
"Okay, malarkeyologist."

by gomenasorry November 30, 2019

Malarkey

The 2020 election.

Joe, this is a bunch of malarkey!

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Malarkey

Malarkey is a charming term for senseless, exaggerated, or insincere talk. Picture someone telling tall tales, exaggerating their accomplishments, or making up stories that are as far-fetched as a unicorn in your backyard. When you hear malarkey, you're in for a storytelling session that's more fiction than fact, usually with a dash of humor.

Usage Example 1: "Karen claimed she once wrestled a shark while climbing Mount Everest, but everyone knew it was just a bunch of malarkey."

Usage Example 2: "The salesman tried to sell me a car that supposedly flew to the moon. I politely told him to stop with the malarkey and show me something sensible."

by dgassadf October 11, 2023

fakakta malarkey

The combination of two words, both meaning nonsense. When put together, it translates to "Nonsense Nonsense" which of course, is nonsense in itself.

I'm tired of this Fakakta Malarkey

by Neko713 June 5, 2013

Malarkey

The official system of government for the isolated moon of Iris in RvB.

"Ooh! How about malarkey?"
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
(...)
(...)
(...)
(Malarkey won.)

by Belbcras June 1, 2018