g.p.m.`s

gulps per minute, gushes per minute, the act of one swallowing sperm

a b.j. that results in a good dosage of orgasm that is swallowed is refered to as a g.p.m.`s

by goonee February 4, 2010

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.v.g

let me suck your dick while you play video games

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.v.g

by cutesicles January 27, 2020

S.M.N.G.B.S

Super
Mega
Not
Gay
Butt

Sex

What else do you need to know.

Person: ay wanna have S.M.N.G.B.S.?
Other Person: whas dat
Person: lemme show u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by PopperOfCherries May 17, 2018

G.S.T.M.

An acronym for the words giggle silently to myself

David:
Damn it, I stubbed my toe!

Alisen:
G.S.T.M., that sucks

by MR_AWESOME607 February 22, 2010

S.M.F.G.D

shit. mutha .fucker .god .damn

I bent over the sink,
to take a drink,
and my cell mate, doin' 25 to life

said "you look just like my wife"
S.M.F.G.D

by slampig 21 May 14, 2009

s.m.u.g.

acronym for:
Suck Me Off Good

Susie can s.m.u.g. anytime!

by Jryzzle August 21, 2006

I.L.Y.S.M.I.G.T.E

Abbreviation of "I Love You So Much I'm Going To Explode"

Girl: Say something nice to me.
Boy: I.L.Y.S.M.I.G.T.E
Girl: This is why we split up and had an abortion...

by a big horny bush October 29, 2017