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S.M.A.R.T.

S.M.A.R.T. is short for “Surveillance Marketed As Retail Technology,” referring to devices sold as “smart” for convenience that also collect user data behind the scenes.

“When your TV starts recommending things too accurately, that’s not smart, that’s S.M.A.R.T.”
“My TV knows what I want to watch before I do. That’s not smart, that’s S.M.A.R.T.”
by ViewtifulChaos March 28, 2026
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He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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U.S.A.R.M.Y

us army....Uncle Sam Aint Released Me Yet
I have 3 years left on my tour im stuck in the U.S.A.r.m.y.
by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006
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R.A.M.S.

Acronym standing for Randomly Angry Male Syndrome.

Occurs in mostly adolescent to mid-20's males, causing fits of rage, outbursts, general anger, etc.

Caused by a variety of stressors on the modern male, such as stupidity of others, stupidity of society, general bullshit, and almost anything that can be seen as an annoyance.

There is no known cure.
Bob: Hey George, did you see Jim go ape-shit on that waiter? What's up with him?

George: Its probably just R.A.M.S., Bob. Sometimes the world just gets to guy.

Jim: (screams indecipherably in rage)
by samquam February 5, 2012
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A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Amazon Shop and Shipping Rules Everything Around Me
Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen

Joe: YOU ANIMAL..
by TerryCowboy April 27, 2021
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r.a.m.o.n.e.s.

a song by motorhead talking about the best punk band in the history of the world, the ramones
'misfits, twilight zone, R.A.M.O.N.E.S. R.A.M.O.N.E.S. Ramones!'
by gir_loves_poptart December 18, 2007
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