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M*A*S*H is a game that girls (typicaly)play to tell there future. Mansion*Apartment*Shack*House. One person makes a swirl until the player says stop. You count how many lines from the center to the outside. Lets say there's 6. So you make six lines to the right, left, and bottem of the swirl. At the top, the paper will say M A S H. To the left of the swirl, you put boy/girl names down on the lines. Underneath the swirl, you put 6 different car names (Ranging from a shopping cart to a Hummer). To the left, put #'s that "determine" how many kids you'll have. Once your paper is all filled out, start counting by six, starting with your first boy/girl. Whichever ones the 6th one, cross it out. Keep going around counterclockwise until you have on left in each catagory.
"Let's play M*A*S*H Sue, maybe you'll end up getting married to Billy."
M*A*S*H by MyNameIsn'tImportant January 15, 2006
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Men Against Sneaky Ho's.
Yeah, she cheated on Joe with like a dozen other guys over the years. Now he's a member of M.A.S.H. and has a story to tell...
M.A.S.H. by Zuke August 3, 2005
a game, that girls aroung 12 like to play to tell thier futher
lets play M*A*S*h and find out who her husband is gonna be
M*A*S*H by sophiee December 28, 2005
MadDawg: i finaly found out what mash means

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M.A.S.H. by Mciheldfgbdfg August 11, 2004
an army unit in the Korean war where doctors play doctor with nurses
god dammit I've been drafted into a M*A*S*H unit
M*A*S*H by 2802122 March 23, 2025

M*A*S*H-turbating 

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.
Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

S.M.A.S.H 

S.M.A.S.H. - to eat smores out of a girls bottom first you take the marshmallows /marshmallow fluff and spread It. Thin thin chocolate sauce and the you garnish it with the gram characters and thin you eat up
Me and Jane participated in some serious S.M.A.S.H yesterday
S.M.A.S.H by Brandon w & jaq May 10, 2021