luxury

a situation or place that makes someone comfortable and having the convenience to do so.

Bob has the luxury of moving into a spacious office on the second floor.

by Gerard Irick February 22, 2009

Luxury Garden Party

Classy way of referring to sexual intercourse. Most often used when inviting a woman back to your home.

While this phrase generally refers to any type of sex act, it is sometimes used to refer specifically to sex in an outdoor hot tub.

Variations: If used when referring specifically to outdoor hot tub sex and the sex happens to be anal, then the term is modified as "Exotic Garden Party"

Would you like to come back to my place for a Luxury Garden Party?

We are inviting the four Japanese students to a Luxury Garden Party.

I took her home and we had an Exotic Garden Party

by Rodney Cobbletop December 14, 2010

luxury drinking

the ability to drink when other responsibilities outweigh ones ability to party, which happens infrequently

nick and his baby and wifey and jobs makes luxury drinking the only kind of drinking

by John conornornornor May 10, 2007

luxury wipe

The wiping of ones arse with one or several baby wipes after defecation. The soft baby wipes are gentle on the sfinkter and have the added bonus of a washing effect, making the user feel fresher than with regular paper. The sensation of luxury feels even more prevalent when the user has diarrhea with a very sore sfinkter or feces that is particular sticky making cleaning with regular paper particularly time consuming. If the user cannot access baby wipes one can improvise by spitting on regular paper. Face wipes used to remove make up will also do nicely.

The other day when I visited Tom and Claire they had prepared curry vindaloo for supper. The stuff went right through me though and within minutes on the toilet gave me a burning ring of fire. The pain was so bad it made my eyes water. Thank fuck they had baby wipes laying on the shelf so at least I could have a luxury wipe.

by Kristian fra Kristiansand June 14, 2011

Luxury

When something is over the top cool, like so amazingly awesome that you simply cannot.

Dude 1: Dude, that new Red Yeti song is luxury man.

Dude 2: Yeah babe, pure lux.

by coleslawz June 14, 2013

Luxury wank

Wanking with a condom on. i.e. no tissues needed.

"I had a luxury wank after school today, it was fucking hot"

by Indy_KB August 30, 2006

Luxury Problem

When some spoiled, self absorbed, rich douche is complaining about his or her trivial annoyances when they should have better things to worry about like the rest of us poor chumps... paying bills, buying food, etc.

Extends to rich business owners and corporations when any kind of rule or regulation is imposed on them.

Rich guy: "My new Italian Marble floor in my fifth bathroom has a crack in it."

You: "Sounds like a Luxury Problem."

The new regulations say I have to pay to clean up the toxic chemicals I dumped in the river! Now I might not be able to buy another vacation home!

Yup, Luxury Problem for sure.

by Dickie Bundle June 13, 2010