Lurker

One who lurks, particularly online in chat mediums. Lurkers are fond of staying in the shadows like a spider but monitoring online chat activity all the while. Lurkers usually have a tendency to profess innocence of lurkdom, as well as offer excuses of supposed non-lurk activity when caught.

"Did you see that guy, Alan, online? Boy is HE a lurker."

by JahTheKwee88 June 30, 2015

Lurker

A player in Counter Strike which is not together with the team, he is in another location in the map trying to kill people from behind.

Blue player, we're going to attack the bombsite A, be the lurker for us.

by sornii May 6, 2015

Lurker

A person that follows the squad but isn't wanted there nor has any input on the conversation.

Connor: Liam just follows our group around at lunchtime.
Austin: Yeah no shit he is such a lurker

Kyle: Oi Matt fuck off you cant sit with us
John: He is just a fucking lurker its not like he is gonna say anything so whats the point

by jjpetrotro May 25, 2017

Lurker

A person who didn't get an invite to a keggar who hangs around outside the property line on his KMart skateboard hoping some Humboldt Nuggets will fall out of someones pocket for a ground score.

Spacin Jason is such a Lurker you can't get rid of him and his Boy/Girlfriend 'Fast' Eddy Cocks with a rifle shot over the head.

by blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013

Lurker

a creepy person who follows peeps round and hangs about places l8 at night

imogen is a creppy cat throwing lurker

by fedor1eme April 29, 2008

Lurker

A person that always seems to be there when you blaze even though he has never been informed of the blazing.

David Somberg is such a lurker

by Alan & Phil December 29, 2003

Lurker

A freakish person who doesn't just creep around corners and stalk people; they lurk about, following and annoying those who think that they are a weirdo (which is everyone). They are always THERE; in the background of a picture, standing right behind you while your waiting to get picked up from school, hiding in your shower...you never know they're there.

Gosh did you see that guy's dad following us last night? He was hiding in my shower when I got home! He is such a LURKER.

by Steve&OmOm November 2, 2010