Lumberghini

Beat up redneck pickup truck with a wooden box.

I seen em’ drivin that crap lumberghini

by feffieweffie August 25, 2019

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

Larbert high school disease is a bastard

by rab weisel February 7, 2019

lube luck

This phrase can be used to wish someone good luck who is about to get screwed over, not in a sexual way but more in a life situation

David: Dude, I'm about to get my ass kicked at work, I stuffed up big time with a major client so my boss is angry and wants to see me!

Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.

by jimoth_halp October 29, 2020

lumberjack grandslam

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com

Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!

by foayo December 4, 2013

Reverse Jiffy Lube

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.

Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.

by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

icy lumberjack

When a man and his horny bitch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. He rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. He then cums on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. He then beats his dick on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.

I gave that bitch Noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. I dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.

by Master TC December 21, 2009

Liurbė

A person that is beautiful like noone other, has eyes like magic that charm you instantly, a smile that make the world smile with them, hot like the sun and has a personality to die for. It never gets boring with them, they brink you peace. Sometimes called wonderful but more often called luv.

You're amazing liurbe.
Oh you, liurbė.

by Šaltiena October 3, 2022