plundering

The act of going through, looking inside/messing with shit that don't belong to you.

I caught my brother plundering through my shit.

by Leopard-Kir June 9, 2014

Martin Luthering

(Also: Martin Luthered) Verb. A sexual position where the woman is held against a door and penetrated vigorously. i.e. Nailing her to the door.

"Dude, I was totally Martin Luthering Jennifer last night."

by R & K December 26, 2007

dick lingering

After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.

Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.

by Crack Help July 29, 2016

skank laundering

(n.) Similar to the act of "money laundering" whereas the process consists of hiding money and also making more money through a sometimes concealed entity. Conversely, "skank laundering" is the process of hiding the source of skanking by processing it through another entity such as "hanging with the bros" or "working" and then continuously banging new filthy skanks while avoiding suspicion from significant others or fagot social media.

Tony: "So I been skanking down the shore in Belmar all summer bro, fuck that facebook shit, girls catch on and alert other skanks.

Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"

by Who am I? Who the hell are u? January 10, 2014

Music Laundering

v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.

Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".

Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"

Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."

by everchanging1 November 23, 2011

money laundering

A criminal conduct, for which offender can get a sentence in pound me in the ass prison

If we get caught money laundering, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison

by dildo777 September 20, 2018

Truth Laundering

Truth Laundering. Just like Money Laundering but with the truth. When the search to find the truth requires following so many different leads and sources that the real truth will never actually be found.

There are so many sources of misinformation on the way to really find the truth, this is pure Truth Laundering!
-Describing the Trump Administration

by HoleWrecker July 28, 2017