A term used to define a 3-way sexual encounter involving 2 males & 1 female, where the female is on her hands & knees, and each male is inserted in opposite ends of the female and pushes/pulls her back and forth, resembling old-school lumberjacks standing at opposite ends of a tree, each pushing/pulling either end of a 2-man logging saw. Think of it as doggy-style, but with an added way of shutting her up other than the pillow *lmao*!!
Bob: "Joe's freaked out about the idea of having a 3-way with Jack & his girlfriend. He doesn't like the idea of crossing swords with him because he's afraid that's gay. He doesn't have to worry if they both go lumberjack-style on her."
Max: "It'll sure FEEL gay if the two happen to lock eyes while they're doin' it, so tell him to be careful *lmao*!"
Max: "It'll sure FEEL gay if the two happen to lock eyes while they're doin' it, so tell him to be careful *lmao*!"
by CactusHeart October 31, 2010
Get the Lumberjack-Style mug.The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.
by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019
Get the lumberjack special mug.I couldnt get Emily back to my dorm lastnight, but we stopped in the park and I gave her the ole lumberjack slam.
by Daddy Ruxpin November 9, 2010
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My girlfriend's in a wheelchair for the next three years because of a violent Lumberjack Slam I unleashed on her three weeks ago. Freaking EXTTREEEEMMMEEE
by A-seven September 20, 2009
Get the Lumberjack Slam mug.When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.
by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009
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Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
by titties August 26, 2004
Get the Lumberjack Slam mug.you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.
by Ryan Bailey May 13, 2005
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