Social Lubricant

Any legal substance used to improve or enhance the mood of your date. Something that gets your date to open up.. be it her/his mouth; for converation or his/her legs for fornication. A situational substance that removes the friction from the dating process.

She was silent and stoic until we went to Jake's for some social lubricant. After two drinks we were talking about our parents and dancing like it was 1999.

by London Craig November 8, 2006

Emotional lubricant

someone who uses deeply emotional or stressful trauma to gain an intimate friendship through manipulation.

Don't forget to apply your emotional lubricant when talking to _______.

by Raven2007 April 3, 2011

Creative Lubricant

Alcohol; especially for artists.

I was having difficulty writing my new novel, so I decided to indulge in some creative lubricant.

by RickC84 January 3, 2015

oral lubricant

Gravy or any kind of sauce to accompany a meal.

The beef is dry. It needs some oral lubricant.

by nkp February 8, 2008

"hormonal lubricant"

A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.

Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic

by Hans Brix May 23, 2006

Friendship Lubricant

Alcohol used to lighten the mood

"Fluttershy downed her 15th shot of Friendship Lubricant."

by DJ BR0N3 March 12, 2012

Oral lubricant

A lubricant meant for making sex easier, less painful and more intimate. It might spread diseases due to the lubricant being spit. It is used for oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, self pleasure methods(masturbation), non-penetrative sexual acts (grinding, handjobs, fingering) as well as kissing.

A famous line by eminem: "Before i spit on these pussies before i eat em." That is an example of oral lubricant, spitting on a girls clitoris to make stimulation easier.

by Datcurrynigger May 12, 2018