Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

lukecold

a nicely chilled beverage that has reached the brink of warmness; alomst too warm to drink, but not quite. Usually the cup or can still feels cool to the touch, while the beverage contained within is... not so much.

Upon returning from a long meeting, parched after having given an hour-long presentation on the benefits of telecommuting, Dave was pleased to find that his Mountain Dew was still lukecold. "Yuck" his coworkers said as he took a big swig."What? It's still lukecold." Dave replied.

by Late-night Cube Dweller April 19, 2007

Lubestar

A precocious, pre-pubescent male that is confused about intercourse and has been tricked into utilizing the Alabama Dry Cock on unsuspecting females.

Abby: Did you hear what Sven tried to get me to do last night?

Eddie: Yeah, he's such a lubestar.

by GolferGuy235 August 20, 2014

Lubewin

A nickname given to anyone subjected to the humiliating application of a lubricant to their forehead for comedic value.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see i completely punked alex, got lube all over his forehead.

Dude 2: You mean you punked lubewin.

Dude 1: Hehe yeh.

Alex: Hey Guys

Dudes 1 and 2: Oh hey lubewin!

by TheWhirlwind October 31, 2011

El Lueco

Mr Lucas Tait as a spanish civil war hero, he likes cheese, and fighting asians in the setting sun, mike rochon is heroic sidekick, along with cody longpre, the female love slave that follows the camel with a rope around his neck. mike solyom likes to fondle the dinamic trio, VIVA EL LUECO

El Lueco is a masterful mandude

by Lucas Tait November 3, 2004

cherry lube

A lube that taste like cherry used for anal sex.

"Dan can you pass the cherry lube from the nightstand?"
"Sure Phil."

by angel bean 2000 June 7, 2016

reverse jiffy lube

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.

Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

by Dre the Director December 20, 2008