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Cock Lubber

1) Taken from the phrase "Land Lubber," often used by sailors and pirates in Disney movies to describe genuine f4990ts.
2) One who loves the cock.
3) One who loves the cock with an undying passion, so much that he would die rather than see the fall of the omnipotent cock.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA... I LUB COCK!
by Ralkom August 28, 2002
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land lubbers

phoenetic version of "land lovers" in pirate-talk.
often used as an insult, likened to "cowards" who are afraid of life on the high seas.
ninjas are obviously cooler than pirates, however.
"YARGH! AVAST! Lilly livered land lubbers!!"
*ninja death stars them*
by egon November 12, 2004
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Penis Lubber

Arr! Matt you freaking Penis Lubber go eat shit!
by Yokomoko October 16, 2007
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Land Lubber

A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.
Argh! Ye scurvy dog! I reckon you to be a land lubber argh!
by wordier July 15, 2015
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lubber chuckin'

Verb. A Florida man activity where one chucks a lubber grasshopper at or over any obstacle.
Jeremy is so good at lubber chuckin', it landed in the neighbors yard.
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rube and lubbers

A term coined by Lucky Pierre, the captain of the butt piracy ship "The Brown Swallow", to refer to lube and rubbers.
Captain Lucky Pierre had a reputation among seafaring butt pirates for sliding himself into the middle of the action so that, while he was being gleefully penetrated from astern, he in turn was plundering the poop deck of another of the hardy butt pirates who comprised his crew of slippery sea men.

That's why any butt piracy ship under his command always carried a hold full of rube and lubbers, so avast ye and prepare to be boarded!
by bitchuck April 24, 2025
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lubber

someone who is a lover but cheater
she is such a lubber
by lamer than ever March 2, 2017
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