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LockPickingLawyer - a guy who reviews locks on youtube and is extremely good at opening locks without the key
Hand Tool Rescue: Insane Wrench Design From 1919
Do you what this was for?
Gresvig: Looks like a giant key to the sort of ancient arcane lock that would slow down LPL from three to five seconds.
Mr. Vulcanator: What is LPL?
LPL by GollossalKitty May 28, 2025
Laugh,piss,loud used for when u nearly wet urself laughing at something
Ha Lplthats so funny
[Lpl] by Ciwi April 19, 2017

qawazseszxdrdxcftfcvgygvbhuhbnjijnmkokm,lpl, 

The ultimate boredom on Urban Dictionary. Typing in a diagonal fashion while going back and forth. This word can also be used to describe the feeling of being so bored that your head is basically empty.
Person 1: Hey man I'm feeling kinda qawazseszxdrdxcftfcvgygvbhuhbnjijnmkokm,lpl, right now
Person 2: Same bro
Jenny was Lpld about all the tea at work.
Lpld by Miss.unipig56 August 1, 2019

zaxscdvfbgnhmj,k.lplokijuhygtfrdeswaq 

you are literally going insane. are you okay?

this word means that you've gone mentally insane and tried every possible pattern on the keyboard.

go watch yt or something. don't die of boredom plsthxu
zach: ugh i'm so bored ughhhhhhh

*types zaxscdvfbgnhmj,k.lplokijuhygtfrdeswaq*

lplmkokmnjijnbhuhbvgygvcftfcxdrdxzseszawaq 

When you've typed:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz
zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop
plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

And then you think: "What about lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq?"
A nerd once typed lplmkokmnjijnbhuhbvgygvcftfcxdrdxzseszawaq into google and found no results,
that nerd wrote this definition.