Lowty

Lowty(Love-Ty) Means that you are crazy in love with a girl

I'ma lowty that Shawtee.
Look at that shawtee, I'm a lowty to her.

by Victorious slash July 13, 2007

LTG LowTierGod

A melanin man who cannot cook for the life of him. Considered a black man disguised as a white person.
Top food they cannot cook: Chicken

Damn that plain white chicken breast reminds me of LTG LowTierGod

by Milkywarm August 20, 2023

lowtide browny

The opposite of a blumpkin. The woman is taking a shit and getting oral at the same time.

Man, I've had a blumpkin before, but that was the first time we reversed roles and I gave he a lowtide browny.

by LOGAN302 May 5, 2011

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

A god among men.

Oh my Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka!

by ARGHAFA February 14, 2004

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

The owner and webmaster of somethingawful.com; the man who laid the foundation for all goons; the leader and trend setter for all Internet journalism.

He has brown hair, his car is black, has two dogs, likes to drink soda, and has this bad gas problem where he farts uncontrollably in the mornings after he wakes up and then, to cover his tracks, he kind of gives this disappointed look at his dogs, just in case somebody walks by and smells his gas.

Lowtax once wrote something on the Internet. It was funny.

by Jacket Joe April 21, 2005

Charlie lowther

Charlie lowther is a sexy motherfucker who has a 15 inch dick, and is loved by all women

Damn, I wish I was Charlie lowther

by Eggman1209 June 30, 2018

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

Drama loving hypocrite faggot. Needs to take his 300 mental meds including Ritalin everyday to function properly.

Loves the yellowtail and his wife happens to be a fucking mongoloid.

Lowtax aka 'Taxi the Maxi' since he's always acting like he's on the rag

by elpintogrande April 28, 2005