lovin' my pookie

The excuse of lesbian retarded girls for them to have sex. It is shitty behavior and everyone who does and says this should get executed.

Addisyn and Bryce had sex and as an excuse, they said "I'm just lovin' my pookie" and walked away.

by ChickenChocker69 August 1, 2023

lovin' the softie

When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amazing night of sexual intercourse with that stuffed animal.

OMG! I was lovin' the softie last night. I was straight rammin' that panda.

by kubik September 28, 2006

lovin' with my muffin

in need of action for red heads

I'm Chelle, I'm a cheddar, and I'm lovin' with my muffin!

aka on the prowl...meow

by meat alert May 9, 2011

Lovin' Oven

When a man sticks his penis in some flammable material, preferably gasoline, and has a woman give him oral while her mouth is full of ice cubes. Also known as the Baked Alaskan and Natural Fire and Ice.

p 1: Dude did you here what Jim did to sally last night?
p 2: what?
p1: He gave her a Lovin' Oven!
p 2: what the hell is that?
*3 minutes later*
p 2: D:
p 1: XD

by Lovin' Oven69 December 8, 2010

lovin the life of dawn

a term for saying your ready to die

damn i suck at life, im lovin the life of dawn

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020

lovin.sussy

lovin.sussy is so cool and dresses nice I guess she also is a obsessed with some guy 😂

wow are you friends with lovin.sussy so cool!

by hwqng_hyunjin May 5, 2022

Muffin lovin

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it

Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin

by Double triple May 16, 2016