Lorpis

(n.) a large porpoise like animal, similar to a dolphin that can live both in and out of the water. The Lorpis has both fish like flippers and mammal like legs with a long snout. They are amphibious animals that live on all continents and in all diffrent weather climates. The Lorpis eats mostly fish and other small aquatic creatures. They are an endangered spieces and are very rarely found in populated areas. The study of the Lorpis is called Lorpology. The Lorpis is a beautiful, fantasic, creature.
(Plural. Lorpi)

Oh my Gosh! Did you just see that lorpis swim by! What a fantastic wonder the lorpis is! (or) I was just caught swimming in a pod of lorpi!

by fnudy55 February 2, 2009

lorka

Usually a passive person of Jewish descent with limited foreskin

That asshole is such a lorka

by Cuban Spice October 8, 2016

Lorpu

A unique person with a unique name. Talks to a lot of people but she doesn't really consider them friends. Annoying as fuck but a great friend. Always finds ways to make you laugh even if it's not on purpose. Shes beautiful but doesn't know it, so she has a low ass self esteem.Seems like she's quiet and like sad most of the time but in reality she's a crackhead around her friends. Nobody says or spells her name correctly on their first try. Most importantly hella sensitive but hides all feeling/ looks mad but won't tell what's wrong.

Yo you know that girl lorpu, she looks hella depressed.

by Uglybitch101 June 1, 2019

lork

To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana.

Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night!
Man 2: So you missed Law and Order!
Man 1: SVU!?!?
Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay.
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'!

by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 6, 2009

lork

half loser and half dork

That guy is a lork!
You are a lork!

by More Beeker May 12, 2007

lorik

The motherfucker of all motherfuckers
Lorik is an albanian name and means "don't fuck with him,cause he'll gonna fuck you first yaa" and "he has the largest dick on earth😊"

My name is Lorik,im da baws yaa

by datfcknlolli January 2, 2017

Lork on teh clorf

A phase used in NS (www.natural-selection.org - see Natural Selection for more info) and most commonly on NS_hera where a lerk (bat like creature) would go and spore (gas) the marine base from a cliff outside.

"ONOS TEY HAVE LORK ON TEH CLORF!?!!!!!111 f4f4F$F$F1!!!1o1noeneoneleeven

by Jimmeh! January 6, 2004