The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.
“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020
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Guy: "Dude I saw a movie with Traci Lords in it and when she was moaning I thought she was gonna explode!"
Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"
Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"
by The Critic December 27, 2007
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a person whom arches thier back to make thier butt look big. while in the process, thier back gets used to being in that postion and that my friend is lumbar lordosis
woah samantha you got lumbar lordosis head ass. its not that serious. her: stfu at least my butt is bigger XD
by CHAMPAGNEMAMIJR July 8, 2017
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Lordess Eileen is a lordess of Satanism who is referenced in the song "Down With the Sickness" by the band Disturbed in the line "broken for your servant, Eileen."
by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020
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James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
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by radarone August 21, 2008
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Traci Lords films made before she turned 18 are today considered child porn, making them both illegal and at the same time highly valuable collector's items.
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