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laptop face

After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.
Person 1: "dude did you just get back from holiday?"
Person 2: "nah just some serious laptop face"
by badassmckeving November 24, 2010
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Prince Lotor

The son of evil Galra Emperor Zarkon, the main antagonist of the animated series "Voltron: Defender of the Universe" and "Voltron: Legendary Defender". Lotor is summoned to take over his father's position as leader of the vast Galra Empire when he is unable to continue his rule.
Keith Kogane: "We need to stop Prince Lotor!"
Lance Mcclain: "Yeah, and find out what shampoo he uses- this

guy's hair is amazing!"
by papi.no1 August 12, 2017
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Lepton

fool, halfwit, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton; A slur for those not as intelligent as you are—used particularly by those who are highly intelligent prodigies for those who are not.

From the movie "Little Man Tate" where Fred uses the term "Lepton" to refer to others who aren't as intelligent as he is.
"Read a book, you lepton." is borrowed from a Patton Oswalt bit.
by nimrodthesaurus June 1, 2016
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Lottocracy

Government of the People by People chosen by Lottery.

A theory of government run by people recruited for office via a public lottery system. The lottery system would largely resemble the various systems in place today for choosing jury pools.

There would be no repeat public service required - previous service would be a valid exemption. Holding a position for two terms would be almost impossible. Some individuals would not qualify, just as they would not qualify for jury duty. Some would qualify for a temporary or hardship exemption. Eligibility would be based on age and residency. Citizenship may be required for some posts.

A Lottocracy makes wealth and fund-raising non-issues for a candidate for public office, as we would all be candidates with a more or less equal probability of being chosen.

Additional checks and balances may be required that do not exist in America's system of Democracy. For instance, no single position could hold ultimate power over any individual, group or organization. However, a Lottocracy would be almost free of special interest groups and so-called partisanship. It would also guarantee equal representation - a concept proposed by the founding fathers of the United States, but one sorely lacking in today's government.
Joe Plumber: You know, democracy kind of sucks. People that really want to run for office are probably the people that should never hold office.

Jane Plumbed: Yeah. ... Hey! Maybe you should run for President!

Joe Plumber: Nah! That job would suck. But maybe it would be better if we picked someone by lottery!

Jane Plumbed: Yeah. We could call it a Lottocracy.
by ByThePeople September 3, 2009
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laptoid

A person in a coffeeshop who spends hours sitting at a table with a laptop.
Check out that laptoid at the corner table. He's been here for hours with only his macbook for company.
by Layla S. December 3, 2007
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laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.
Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!
by your other "friends" November 5, 2013
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Lupton classic

Where someone eats all the food on an entire planet
'Im hungry dad'

'Im sorry son, mils performed the lupton classic for the 9th time in a week'
by deah_cool December 31, 2019
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