lopsod

when you mix someones face with knife.

there was a murder today they said it was a lopsod.

by daniel greene January 14, 2007

lopster

when a lobster pinches your cock and u like it and then u start fucking him

we need to stop going to the beach, you always lopster

by Kermitlover3040 March 30, 2022

Robin the lopsided cradle

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

lopsicle

1. (v) a reaction to the sighting of a sexalicious babe including huidekoping.

2. (n) slang for a sexalicious babe.

that mary is a total lopsicle. who wouldn\'t want to huidekoper?

by prescott April 26, 2005

lopsided slummy

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

i got a lopsided slummy

by lopsidedslummy April 1, 2021

lopside

someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees

You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!

by Rusty May 25, 2003

lopsticks

A pair of chopsticks that have failed to distribute their mass evenly along the line of intended separation.

Dude, this is like my fourth pair of lopsticks this week!

by syrucrosse01 March 9, 2011