loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

loosey

a single cigarette that you buy from a store clerk for a minimal price. (rather than buying a whole pack of cigarettes)

i was broke as shit so i bought a loosey from the clerk.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

Loosh

1.an energy generated by all organic life in varying degrees of purity, the clearest and most potent coming from humans-engendered by human activity which tigers emotion, the highest of such emotion being Love/Loosh

Something, Somewhere ( or both, in millions, or uncountable) requires, likes, needs, values, collects, drinks, eats, or uses as a drug (sic) a substance ident Loosh. This is a rare substance in Somewhere, and those who posses Loosh find it vital for whatever it is used for.

by Malcalypse October 29, 2010

loosey

One loose cigarette from the corner store bought from an a-rab. Generally tucked behind the ear during the time before it is smoked.

I was dying for a cigarette so I went down to the shop and got me a loosey.

by dc kt April 19, 2006

loosey

A single cigarette that is "loose", as opposed to tightly packed with 19 other cigarettes in a pack.
Since cigarettes are usually sold in packs of 20 for ridiculous prices, shop owners have taken to selling single, "loose" cigarettes rather than whole packs.

I only had a jackson for the whole week so I only bought a couple loosey's.

by Santi July 29, 2005

3 Hole Loosey

When you sneeze, shit and pee all at once.

Yesterday I had a 3 Hole Loosey. So I had to go home a little early.

by HNGOVR January 9, 2018

Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012