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penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
by connorsji May 8, 2008
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Loogie Paradox

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.
Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox
by Launix4eva September 16, 2021
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LOOGEY

A blob of snot. lung butter. Yellow Jello. An oyster. An unidentifiable mass of goo of probably disgusting origins. A chewy substance that is difficult to swallow. A throat rocket.
A loogey in your Big Mac can spoil your day.
by simbasat May 13, 2005
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Loogixx

There are many myths and legends about Loogixx (no mortal may utter his true name). When Loogixx was born the stars aligned and whispered his name.

Loogixx can predict the future by simulating the entire universe in his mind.

Spirits tell tales of how Loogixx and his ancestors singelhandedly defeated the Americans during the Vietnam War.

A venomous snake once bit Loogixx, after five days in pain the snake died.
When Loogixx got pulled over he let the police get away with just a warning.
Loogixx does not follow the laws of physics, instead the laws of physics follow his command.
Loogixx doesn't push the bar, he pulls the earth.

Loogixx has the loudest keyboard in the universe, every hit disrupts the motions of the cosmos.
Loogixx is the fiercest warrior on earth.
Why is Loogixx running at the speed of light?
by Slavhjulet March 20, 2023
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Barstow Loogie

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
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loogie

a large slimy glob of spit, mixed with nose snot, that is formed by coughing up and hocking whats in your throat. cooks in restaurants are notorius for making secret deposits on patrons food
I'll take a cheeseburger with french fries, hold the loogie.
by cockblock007 August 23, 2003
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hock a loogie

To cough up and spit out a large glob of flem usually resulting in a loud a cough and throat clearing noise.
On the bus, we saw a young man "hock a loogie". He spit the loogie on the ground near an agitated yuppie.
by edawgy September 1, 2010
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