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Lonnies is when your underwear (or shorts, or pants) rides up too far into your butt or crotch causing discomfort. Lonnies are very similar to a wedgie, except Lonnies happen on their own without someone pulling on your underwear. They usually happen while walking, jogging, or running causing your underwear and/or shorts to ride up into your crevices. Or, after sitting awkwardly causing your underwear to wedge between your crack and then standing up to walk.

( this word with this definition might only be a Youngstown, Ohio or black midwesterner slang. Also, this term is usually used by females but males use it too.)

I've asked several people in different cities if they knew this meaning of the word but they didn't. I asked several people from Youngstown and they all knew the meaning. Therefore, this may be a regional or cultural word. Or both.
Ex. 1. "I hate these shorts, I get Lonnies every time I get out the car!"

Ex. 2. Friend one: stands up, takes right hand and reaches around her back with her pointer finger and thumb, grasp shorts or pants (and underwear) closest to butt crack, proceeds to pull outward and downward..
Friend two: jokingly, "ugggh girl, you digging. You know a shower will take care of that!"

Friend one: "stop playing, I got Lonnies.

Ex. 3. Person 1: why are you walking like that?
Person 2: I got Lonnies!
Person 1: dig them out.
Person 2: Ill wait till I get to the car, someone might be looking!
Lonnies by elldee2003 June 23, 2013
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Lonniesia 

A very intelligent crazy dramatic girl. She looks like a very mean person but once u get to know her she is very nice and she is fine and has long hair she is such a very supportive person and if you fine you one never let go because you will regret it one day. she will just give u something for no reason 🤤😍
Person: who is the new girl?
Person:she is cute

Person:her name is Lonniesia

Person she looks mean

lonniesha 

Lonniesha is a very laid back girl, and a very strong woman that has been through alot but she fights these challenges she's facing. She's a beautiful, loving, caring, gorgeous, adoring, stunning woman Lonnieshas will always speak with their mind about how their feeling and what they think. She's deep down a settle down to earth person although she may have her flaws but she knows. She's always been the lover type of girl that looks for her partner to stick with her for the rest of eternity she's really takes that seriously because she would've always wanted that since childhood.
Lonniesha is herself and her own independent woman.
lonniesha by Lon lon November 20, 2023

Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.
When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

Shit-a-lonie 

One who has a shit that comes out like a giant piece of balonie.
Damn that dump came out like a fucking Shit-a-lonie

shit-a-lonie 

To describe some one who looks like shit...
Dude did you see casey today??? she looked like a piece of shit-a-lonie

shit-a-lonie 

To describe something that tastes like a piece of shit...
Man...that bologna sandwhich i had today tasted like a piece of shit-a-lonie!!!