To get drunk and/or cross faded til the point where you not only are forcibly and medically restrained but also induce crying and/or disgust from the people around you.
Person 1 Did see shamadam and shmatt at the last after party?
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered
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"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."
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Girls....'what are u doing tonight, you coming out to the bar?
Lonnies girl....'ooh he'll no are u kidding, I'm staying in with my lonnie,why would I want to be anywhere else'!
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