Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.

"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”

by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019

Long-Dick-Style

going in deep with a big dick

He went down on her long-dick-style to give her the pleasure she wanted

by GeraldIsHappy April 14, 2020

long dick dylan

The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.

Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?

by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019

LONG DICK

A MALE PART THAT EVERYONE DOSENT HAVE

"I HAVE A LONG DICK"

by DeAris/Hi Johnson January 9, 2017

long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.

There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.

by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018