by Da Krew January 22, 2016
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Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.
Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.
Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.
Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle June 19, 2009
Get the Daniel Lumphead mug.A way around an obstruction that would otherwise keep a person from obtaining a goal. This can apply literally and metaphorically and most often applied when bending the rules.
Person 1: I am not allowed to visit my friend in college because I am not accompanied by an adult.
Person 2: I found a loophole that allows you to go on campus if you see a student advisor.
Person 2: I found a loophole that allows you to go on campus if you see a student advisor.
by Rhodise Wendolyn March 24, 2015
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"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"
"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"
by Ash_Tree August 4, 2016
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The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter April 5, 2016
Get the virginity loophole mug.Lophi, aka Loffiiii, aka Lofi hip hop radio beats to study/relax to, is a full-time Twitch streamer.
He likes to play a lot of video games - A LOT! He usually spends his time playing Hentai Climber on Steam, but recently he has started grinding microwave simulator, which is a free browser game.
Lophi is known for ditching women (hes a fucking chad) to play microwave simulator on stream. His response to this is "Who the fuck needs a relationship LOL". Lophi has received a lot of criticism for this statement. HOWEVER, as long as he has his microwave (his microwave is from 2006 so it's soon legal), you could say that his statement makes 100% sense.
He likes to play a lot of video games - A LOT! He usually spends his time playing Hentai Climber on Steam, but recently he has started grinding microwave simulator, which is a free browser game.
Lophi is known for ditching women (hes a fucking chad) to play microwave simulator on stream. His response to this is "Who the fuck needs a relationship LOL". Lophi has received a lot of criticism for this statement. HOWEVER, as long as he has his microwave (his microwave is from 2006 so it's soon legal), you could say that his statement makes 100% sense.
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