by big_bad_bizzle November 14, 2011
Get the funny lols mug.A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.
Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.
Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.
Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!
Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.
Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!
by no1sandman November 22, 2014
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Lolsy • lolly • lollygagging • lolly-gag • Lollypop • lollygagger • lolser • Lollypopper • lolly bag • Lollygoose
Acryonym for "Laughing Out Loud Shaking Head".
Used when something is so ridiculous that it is funny.
Funny, crazy and stupid all rolled into one.
Used when something is so ridiculous that it is funny.
Funny, crazy and stupid all rolled into one.
Out of the blue, a friends sends you a text that reads:
"My feet are cold; I feel old,
I might eat some bread with mold,
Which, for me is quite bold.
It's too bad I have a cold!"
To which the only logical reply is "lolsh"
"My feet are cold; I feel old,
I might eat some bread with mold,
Which, for me is quite bold.
It's too bad I have a cold!"
To which the only logical reply is "lolsh"
by lolsh March 25, 2010
Get the lolsh mug.What you experience when, while laying a lip grip on your sweetie's lollypop, you get carried away and try to swallow it.
I couldn't get to sleep with all the lollygagging and other sex sounds coming my x-rated flatmate's room.
by nom de plumb July 11, 2009
Get the lollygag mug.by la negra May 13, 2005
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1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
Get the lolsanchez mug.1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock
2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly
2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?
Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly
2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?
Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
by Apedanger May 26, 2008
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