Bahamian Lobster Trap

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

by Omalley March 23, 2016

sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

Lobsterjuiceachino

The act of pouring a cappuccino into a women's satch, letting it ferment for a good while and then drinking it.

Ryan: Yo dude I had Sandy give me a Lobsterjuiceachino, it tasted like fish.
Bro: Nasty!

by Daddycrew November 7, 2012

fret lobster

Term for a "capo", the clamp-like device placed on the fretboard of a guitar to change its tuning.

"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"

by Joe Frosnost October 25, 2007

the lobster

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

by kook February 17, 2005

lörsterer

The "Lörsterer" are a well established Austrian cartel, known for their deep integration in the underground and are feared by the local authorities.

X: "Hey, have you heard about the Lörsterer?"

Y: "No, what's that?"

X: "I'm not quite sure, I've heard it's some kind of cartel."

by Lörsterer1 June 14, 2014

she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.

PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...

by banananna89 September 17, 2013