Litchbitch

Any girl living in Litchfield County CT. They tend to be very caring and loving to multiple nice men, tricking them into thinking they are forming a serious relationship, and then choose only one including, but not limited to: drug addicts, dropouts, deadbeats, and assholes. And then throws the rest into a love-sick friend zone.

Guy 1: You're the best girl i've ever met.
Litchbitch: And you're the best man i've ever met.

Guy 2: Here's your birthday gift, you're so beautiful.
Litchbitch: ohhhh thanks i love you so much!

Guy 3: I love you.
Litchbitch: I love you too!

(more good guys)

Random Fuckup: Yo bitch, i hate yo ugly ass!
Litchbitch: OMG i love you, lets be in a relationship.
*sex*

by GoldenCoastBoy February 4, 2010

litchfield high school

a bunch of fucking cunts running around and snakes following ur every move.... you will be lucky if u can walk in the bathroom to rip juul without a fuckinh snitch under the stall recording u!!! also there’s no hot guys just weird gay boys who will fuck with ur heart and choose the fat bitch over u

litchfield is such a fucking piece of shit can’t wait to get out of this joint (litchfield high school)

by 678282person December 8, 2018

Litchfield, CT

1. n.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)

2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.

3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.

Missy: Don't do that, unless you want to spend all of eternity burning in the fires of Litchfield, CT.

by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006

swetter litching

A spoken language based off of English, where the first letter/sound of each word is switched with a letter/sound of another word in the sentence or phrase.
Also known as a "spoonerism"

"swetter litching" = letter switching
"kurger bing" = burger king
"yan cou stunderand sut whi ay?" = Can you understand what I say?

by Drew - C/O Elliot "BewJoy" Brothers March 18, 2005

loinch

a really really big shlong like a super sized cock

wow brandon has a big loinch in his pants

by bigloinchboy69 March 24, 2020

litchfield

pretty, preppy little town in connecticut. filled with upper middle class, xenophobic families who have trouble accepting anyone who they didnt go to daycare with. the parents are typically pretentious, judgemental assholes and the kids are socially awkward. girls can usually be seen wearing hollister and abercrombie and weigh about two pounds. the boys are significantly less attractive but wear the same tacky fashions. everyone hear bitches about how much their life sucks, which in a way it does, because there is legitimately nothing to do here. on occasion something REALLY exciting happens, like a girl almost gets abducted, or someone does drugs, but usually everyone sits around in their antique houses, being swallowed up by their boredom. although this may look lik e the perfect place to raise a family, do not move here unless you want a child so boring they have to make an effort to keep from drooling all over their size zero hollister shirt.

"oh look, litchfields such a cute little town."
"yeah but have you been to bantam?"

by why the hell do i need one June 30, 2008

Lotch

A completely meaningless word defined only by the context of which it's used. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc... Used only to make you sound smarter.

I picked up the lotch from my desk and took it to kitchen.

You: "I totally lotched that test."
Possible Response 1: "Way to go man!"
Possible Response 2: "That's too bad..."
Possible Response 3: "Dude, that's gross"

by Why do you care who I am? December 7, 2011