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logicate

margie's word for being logical
margie thinks she will logicate the sizes of her doors.
by rob bob job July 11, 2016
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Logical Action

When you make a large sacrifice for something so little and has lesser value than what you had sacrificed.
1) I sold my car yesterday so I don't have to pay for the insurance. I made a really logical action!

2) I paid $7,947 so that I could fill my house with old lamps. I am broke now, but at least I can see every part of my house! There was a logical action to be made, so I made it!

3) I sold my 74 inch TV in exchange for multiple TV remotes so I never lose track of them. I then sold half of the amount of remotes to get a new 32 inch TV. I think what I did was a pretty good logical action.
by Professional Educator July 3, 2019
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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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Logical thinker

Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.

Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual

Antonyms: conservative and liberal
Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”

Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”
by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022
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Narcissistic Logical Fallacy

A "Narcissistic Logical Fallacy" is a fallacy commonly used by narcissists to gaslight their victims.
"Omg, like I dumped my boyfriend because he tried to tell me 'there's never been any evidence to suggest that evidence you're suggesting' -to the evidence of how he was cheating! That's a Narcissistic Logical Fallacy! He's such a narcissist."
by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021
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logicalize

To think logically; to use reasoning, usually in a desperate situation.
"Shit! There's a dinasaur after us!"

"Holy crap! Ok, we gotta logicalize... Dinasaurs can only see movement, right?"

"Right!"

"Ok, I've got an idea!"

"What is it?"

"You run that way, I'll stay here, completely motionless!"
by Demoteus May 17, 2006
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logical downloading

Logical Downloading (formerly known as illegal downloading or piracy)

Downloading music/videos online for free without spending 1000s of dollars on songs. It prevents the rich from getting too rich at the cost of the poor. It also brings out new artists and enables people to hear their music for FREE!!, and if they are good, someone hears them, they get signed, they get famous and hold concerts and still manage to get rich (but cant buy that second airplane that they might of bought if people actually paid for their songs, that is if anyone bought their songs in the first place)
It keeps the industry alive and lets poorer people listen to music for the same cost that the rich listen to them, keeping everyone happy.

SUPPORT LOGICAL DOWNLOADING
Yo I just logically downloaded this new guy ______'s song.. its so sick, you should logically download it..I think hes gonna be huge one day.

Man if it wasnt for logical downloading, I'd be down 10 000 bucks on songs alone. Good thing I'm logical and not a dumbass who pays for songs!
by Logical downloader May 27, 2009
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