Litually

When kids from Hong Kong don’t know how to spell “literally” because they’re taught to pronounce it as “litrally” (British accent) due to the British education system there. The way the word is pronounced in British accent sound like “litually”, so most idiots spell “literally” that way.

He told me he would get me anything like the moon and the stars, and he litually got me a pack of glow in the dark stickers of moons and stars LOL.

by badasskiwi May 27, 2018

Litrally

The short and easy version of literally.

I litrally just pissed my self.

by Touge February 4, 2013

Litballz

A term used to identify something as awesome, gnarly, and wicked. All merged into one super word.

Person1: Oh shit! did you see that!!
Person2: Hell Yeah! That was litballz!!!

by Naw._.Son February 24, 2019

litral

The urgent need to have sex. It is often requested by people bored in quarantine.

Do you wanna try some litral? It helps

by PssssPssss April 22, 2020

Litrally

An misspoken appropriation of the adverb "literally". Has no actual definition, but is used as verbal filler by annoying and vapid social media users in an attempt to sound sophisticated. Citing misuse by historical writers as an excuse, it has infiltrated the modern vernacular. It has managed to surface as an alternate definition to literally in "current year" online dictionaries by other vapid social media users who leveraged diversity requirements to get a job with them.

A less annoying word, I am not aware of.

I litrally just .. (insert every activity known to man here)

I litrally can't .. (followed by nothing, for additional annoyance points)

by The Flange Flogger March 24, 2019

Litslapped

When your stories,o wordsin Literature that you have written get censored or ignored because the bosses think your stuff is using: controversial words, racial-ly sesitive words or sexist wordsor otherwize unpopular words and ideas.

Mr A: Hey! the school newspaper didn't print my photo of Mr.Rogers wearing pink panties and a prom queen dress On "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".

Me: "Dude, the newspaper guys Litslapped you."

by the Eastah Bunny April 1, 2007

Lital Mankey

When you wipe your ass with your index finger and then rub it under the nose of someone. Sort of making them sniff your ass sweat/poopey like if it was some 100% colombian white powder while you yell Lital Mankey at them.
Making them feel totally defeated.
That's the real lital maaankey.

Person 1 (real OG):

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Litaaal Mankey!

Person 2:
Oh shit, I just got your ass sweat impregnated on my mustache, I better shave right now. I hate Lital Mankey! :'(

Person 1:
Letal lital

by TheKingOfLitalMankey November 21, 2021