Loves hotdogs, can eat millions at a time! You can trust her with anything, and she's always got your back! Loves locking herself in her room and watching megavideo movies all day long. She hates rain, loves Portugal and tanning! So gorgeous!
by weloveyoulisandra:) December 29, 2009
Get the Lisandra mug.A Dirty Lysander is the best kind of Lysander. Lysanders should be kept partially covered by dirt, dust or a similarly unclean substance at all times to best emulate their natural habitats.
Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.
Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.
I can't wait to get this pile of mulch home so my Dirty Lysander can roll around in it and then go on urban dictionary and make up definitions about his name.
by Foodforfaeries November 28, 2020
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Get the Libanderthal mug.Lysanderoth: "And Now Its Time To Finish The Job, Goodbye Archibald"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"
by fwefff June 9, 2023
Get the Lysanderoth mug.A native who hails from the northern part of Uganda. Strong, beautiful, black queen who loves an adventure and can to do anything for her circle. She is all about relations and life.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the ogweng Lisandrah mug.Lixander is super sexy
He has such a great smile
He has super great
He is so nice kind and the perfect man
He is super funny
Really good soccer player
Can get so many friends
You really have to find yourself a Lixander❤️
He has such a great smile
He has super great
He is so nice kind and the perfect man
He is super funny
Really good soccer player
Can get so many friends
You really have to find yourself a Lixander❤️
by Lixander December 12, 2018
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