lipstache

when an untrimmed mustache grows over your upper lip.

Jay needs to trim his lipstache before it curls into his mouth.

by sky7309 January 28, 2014

louisiana lipstick

A fully erect penis

The perfect shade for your lips is my Louisiana lipstick,

by 1travelguy. April 21, 2014

Lipstick Lesbian

A feminine-type lesbian who is only attracted to other feminine lesbians. Not attracted to butch or masculine lesbians. Usually likes cats, cuddling, flowers, and affection. Also usually wears feminine clothing, long hair, very fawn-like and pretty. Would rather not have others thinking that all lesbians are butch-like and masculine.

(Any) "Oh my god, feminine lesbians are the cutest!"
(Straight horny men) "Hard to believe she's a lesbian!"
(Butch/Masculine) "Ughhh! I wish that was my girlfriend."
(Lipstick Lesbian) "If I wanted to date someone who looked like a man, I'd find a man."

by nuggetbutts June 18, 2014

ass lipstick

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

by thank you 2 January 12, 2010

Lipstick Christian

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.

Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.

by Big CU December 20, 2006

lipstick dick

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.

I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

lipster

Hardcore fans (stans) of Lana Del Rey, usually found commenting things like "YAASS YAAAS GURL SLAY" or "I'M MALE AND I'M OVULATING" or "I wish she would go back to her old Born To Die style music" on her videos. Mostly young women and gay men.

"Girl, did you know that Jess has been a total lipster since Ultraviolence?"

by Huntymoon September 17, 2015