The Lion King

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Ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn Disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by Elton John and the voice of Darth Vader as the King Mufasa. A story closely related to Macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.

Johnny: The Lion King is the best animated movie ever.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

The Lion King

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the semen from left to right across their forehead and saying in a Rafiki-like voice, "Simmbaaa".

That chick took my copy of The Lion King last night!

by Doctor Scientist June 16, 2010

Linking Book

A linking book is a book of roughly 300 to 500 pages that provides a bridge between ages, it allows people to transit distances that are not normally measurable (To the extent of alternate words.) Their destinations may or may not conform to the laws of physics that are understood. The book is always left behind when a person links through it.

"Have you written a linking book for your age yet?"
"No."
"You should, I would like to see it."

by Tehl Nahvah Teegtahn September 27, 2005

Lion King that Hoe

When you jizz in your hand and smear it across a girl's forehead. It is what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.

Boy 1: Hey Man I dare you to lion king that hoe.
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch

by seandawg October 16, 2007

Lion King

The best Disney movie. Ever.

The Lion King is great.

by Jeff October 14, 2003

Lion King

During coitus, whilst pleasuring a woman with a fist. Insert one fist fully into the woman's vagina and insert the other fist fully into her anus. Using your fully developed forearm strength lift her above your head singing "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama" (Intro to Lion King)

"Look at the veins in my forearms" -Cueball
"What Happened?" -Rodwell
"I pulled a Lion King on that bitch last night" -Cueball
"You're a god..." -Rodwell

by jrodwell1013 September 17, 2014

Lion King

When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.

Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars

by Timbit December 15, 2012