Lincoln-Logging

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.

After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.

by eops November 1, 2009

Lincoln Logging

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.

I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.

by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

Lincoln Log

Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.

I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?

by Leelynn May 29, 2010

Lincoln Log

When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.

When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.

by Kid, Theodore, Landfill, Stewie November 26, 2006

Lincoln Logging

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.

Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.

by T.P. for my bunghole October 24, 2017

Lincoln Log

A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass

Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs

by kylesimons December 10, 2011

Lincoln Log

Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.

Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.

by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020