Skip to main content

Lincoln Dicklas

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.
Lincoln Dicklas by Front Man November 17, 2021

Lincoln Blow Dryer 

The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party
I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.
Lincoln Blow Dryer by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019

lincoln park after dark 

the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...
Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...
lincoln park after dark by mar cor January 10, 2008

Abe Lincoln in a dress 

when shrek gets on to donkey
Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

drivin' a Lincoln 

Having sexual relations with a woman sporting ungroomed nether regions. So named for the 16th president of the United States, whose distinguishing characteristic was a large, black, unruly beard.
Kathy: Hey Adam, Brandon's all over that new Asian chick in the office. I don't even think she's cute.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.
drivin' a Lincoln by rmlunchcrew November 4, 2014