Limping Zebra

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)

Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.

by XRKellyX October 31, 2010

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

Liman

The liman is a cathuman born from the breeding of a male lion and a female human. This combination produces an offspring with more lionistic features than if the reverse pairing had occured. That would produce a more tigeristic creature known as a huon. There is no scientific name assigned to this animal because of it’s human assisted ancestory.

The liman is not to be confused with were-beings such as werewolves, or undead such as vampires.

"Dude, wtf is that - a were-lion?"
"No, fool, it's a liman!"

by Children of Abortion November 5, 2009

Lisa Lampanelli

A raunchy comedienne that will have you laughing until you are in tears. Most of her material is about racial and sexual stereotypes. She is also reminiscent of the quintessential fag hag or guy pal because she will listen to all of a guy's smut whereas a sorority girl or a princess might walk away in disgust.

"Have you ever noticed that all of the artsy guys majoring in drama who look and act like they belong in a soap opera have a Lisa Lampanelli type in their collection of friends?"
"Yeah. I've seen that too."

by highlyopinionated May 8, 2013

Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011

Lipan, TX

A small town in North Texas located between a meth lab and not just a Walmart but a SUPER Walmart. Locals spend their time shopping, dining, and flying rebel flagged behind the beat up trucks that poor black smoke in hopes to kill the elderly and collect on their life insurances. But this small redneck town is not just known for poor dental hygiene, but for some poor shmuck names James Houck that once got busted for glory holing an Australian Shepard in an abandoned hotel bathroom.

“Hey aren’t you from Lipan, TX ?”
...* tries to mouth words but has no teeth*

by SpankNasty November 9, 2018