limp dick

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew

andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola

by smyles January 28, 2008

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

limp dick

husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife

1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!

2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.

by limpdickwife May 15, 2009

limp dick

Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed

So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?

by Hizzle November 15, 2004

limp dick

Someone who cannot achieve an erection. A person who may not be able to perform sexually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.

I felt ashamed of my limp dick. Maybe i should get a sex change already.

by sonni vitale...... April 21, 2008

Limp dick

A chubby small penis🍆

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night!
Lola; loll was it big?
Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.

by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017

Limp-Dick

A word used to describe a very lazy person or a slacker; someone who just stands around, not doing what they're supposed to, like a limp dick

Not only is this an example, this is how the word originated

(Trevor throws a terrible pass)
Coach: "Trevor! What the hell are you doing! Standin round there lookin like a limp-dick!

by CJ45 February 20, 2009