Limp Dick

The inability to please women due to having a small or limp cock. Being put on blast for public humiliation after not being able to please a woman.
Synonyms Chad Neal, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagon ...

Chad Neal has a small limp dick; just ask Amy and Tracie.

by Nino8four February 3, 2010

limp dick

1. Slang for erectile dysfunction
2. Leo

Leo had a severe case of limp dick

by John sneeze June 16, 2016

limp dick

When your dick is squishy and soft

His dick was so small, he must have a really limp dick

by Disnigga09 April 22, 2018

limp dick

Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.

" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

limp dick

a guy that walks out on his marriage & four kids.

A 50 year man that needs viagra to get his limp dick up for his boss.

by 6081 October 2, 2012

Limp Dick

The male version of a "Basic Bitch".

Courtesy of Jessica Doherty: "Those guys seemed cute at first, but when they started quoting 'Wedding Crashers' I realized they're just a couple of limp dicks."

by luckyboywonder June 13, 2014

Limp dick

A derogatory term for a boy who screws around so much that his dick gets limp. The male version of slut, whore, or hoe. Similar and comparable to a fuckboy.

"You need to dump that fuckboy because he's more of a limp dick than Chris Brown and Justin Bieber's bastard child."

by AnonymousMoi May 12, 2015