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Limo Noodle

When you mess up trying to call a sissy loser a limp noodle
Wow, look at Juliette. He’s such a limo noodle.
by Zyanabanana December 20, 2018
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a mexican limo

by juna santo December 4, 2009
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druggie limo

The choice of ride for strung out crack dealers and druggies....aka two wheeled bicycle(typically hot).
The crackhead returned to the flop house on her druggie limo!!
by Fuomd June 16, 2019
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Prom Night Limo Liplock

When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.
Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.
by Poor Blake July 11, 2006
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Prison Limo

Verb/Noun - Long and black with ten in the back....
Joey got busted for minor possession, and while in the slammer he got a prison limo by his cellmate Tyrone.
by Larry Large Head October 27, 2011
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government limo

Five-O took my license, guess I be takin da government limo to da jam!
by Dirty October 15, 2003
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ronnie the limo driver

Angry old jewgene leprechaun on the Howard Stern show that started as a limo driver for Howard and somehow fell upward to being on air talent. When he talks you don't care about anything he has to say, when he is finished talking you just want your time back. Lacks all emotions except for anger.
by BillR9 June 13, 2008
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