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lifetime shower

When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.
That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.
by DarkmanDaLegend July 20, 2014
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lifetime movies

Like the Channel; A Place For Battered Women

The movies are the best, low-budget, D-list actors, Real "teen" issues

The movies are kind of Troma Production like in their crude low-budget manners.

The movies have really bad plots that are easy to laugh at and make fun of.

Such as; She's Too Young- a whole Junior High gets syphilis from giving'receiving oral

Cyber Seduction-A "typical" teen gets addicted to internet porn (the breaking point for the parents was not the thousands of dollars their son was spending on porn, but when he got kicked of the swim team because he was too busy masturbating.

you can rent these movies too, or just watch them on LIfetime, because they are always on.
They are all instant classics
by Rad_ September 15, 2005
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lifetime

"Lifetime... Television for idiots" (Family Guy)
Kyle: dude i was watching lifetime yesterday and...
Me: Stfu and sit, idiot
by Defenderoftime April 27, 2004
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Lifetime Original Movie

A particular cinematic genre, characteristic of but not limited to the Lifetime Network, a/k/a "Television for Women who Conform to our Distorted Stereotype of our Target Demographic".

An extremely ominous phrase, "Lifetime Original Movie" heralds the advent of extreme tear-jerky melodrama, much gratuitous violence against (upper-middle-class white) women, and an unsubtle implication that men exist only to harm and exploit women.

The phrase can also refer to real-life versions of similar over-the-top pseudofeminist melodrama.
Whoa ... we are dealing with some heavy Lifetime Original Movie here.
by DancingKali April 9, 2011
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lifetime achievement award

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neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega
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Once in a Lifetime

Amazing song by Talking Heads
If you can listen to this song or Psycho Killer and not love it, I think Miley Cyrus may be the kind of music your looking for.
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground
by Obscured by Clouds February 2, 2009
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Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.
Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?
by DancingKali April 9, 2011
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